Thursday 31 March 2011

Buzzword Bingo

The new guy:

Toyota Production System
Just in Time
Flow
Manufacturing process
Lean management


Jezza:

an important step forward
Tipping point
Commoditised
cloud-bursting
bit-part data player
the magical transaction
overloaded terms
a disruptive distribution platform
disaster risk reduction sector
fruit machine slide
pipes, people and poems
credibility still running strong


The outside guru:

new societal needs drive business opportunities
digital gossip and digital deceit
emerging trend radar screen
hype cycle
the Z factor - computing in 3 dimensions
Paradigm - first use of the day!!!
lean-in devices
lean-back devices
the Hollywood effect
gamification
tertiary level effects


The unknown guy:

customer intimacy
steps along that journey
best in class
not a rat's nest, more like spaghetti hoops
harvest strategy


Lunch:

Déjà moo - bullshit you've heard before

The big boss:

walk towards the problem
pick up the pace
no corner left un-cut


wrapping it up:

engendering understanding with strategic customers


Phew!

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